What I thought witchcraft was going to be like before I started practicing: “Spells and rituals must be done at this time with this moon phase, these stars aligned with these planets, these herbs, these words, and then bippity boppity boop you’re magical”
What witchcraft really is: “so like I want life to chill the fuck out for 2.2 seconds, that’d be great. Thanks Mother Nature. I appreciate it boo.”
— Unknown
