The four different types of tarot readings
1. You ask your deck a question. It gives you the complete opposite of what you want.
2. MTV Roasts: starring you and your tarot deck.
3. Me: hey tarot, I need to know what steps I should take in order to do the thing.
Tarot: You should do the thing.
4. You draw five death cards. You only have one deck.
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